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Simon
Grayson
 Name:
Simon Grayson
Age: 35
Weight: Super-middle
Nicknames: Larry, Concrete Man, Lazza
Job: Concrete crusher and part-time
breast inspector
Most Memorable Moment In Cricket: When Richard Perry said
that I had “a good eye”. Since then I have had laser surgery four
times and I can’t see further than six inches - unless I
am looking at a large pair of breasts when my vision improves
beyond all recognition!
Do You Know Dawn Dennis? No, but I’ve probably
said something rude about her tits.
What Is Your Greatest
Attribute? Without doubt, my tact and
diplomacy.
Coming From The West Country, Do You Have A Fork In Your
Family Tree Or Is It Just A Stump? I don’t know, ask my Dad and brother.
He’ll be along soon.
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