THE
SOUTHAM LOVEBUS
How did the
Sessionseekers perform?
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Robidoux:
Shocking display from the trick-shot champion. Jibbed out on the last
round (which was his), struggled with bottles, got chips, and capped
it all off by throwing up on more than one occasion on the way home. |
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Zippy:
Managed one swift beverage before going home early. Disappointing
display. Anti-social gingernut. |
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Tesco: Another
excellent show from the former model. One of only three seekers
to complete the course successfully. Lost £550 to Jimmy in
a game of skittles too. |
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Jimmy: Man of the match managed to seek throughout, not wavering from
his strict diet of pints.Led the team to achieve target of six pubs
in two hours. |
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Cakey:
Another decent show from the bruiser, consumed plenty of food pre-match
to soak up the alcohol. Emerged in credit finishing the course well. |
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Mushtaq: Stalwart seeker turned in another performance resisting beverage
in his duty as team driver. Ensured pubs were reached in ample time
for seeking to occur properly. |
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Nibbler:
Has to go to his Dad's 50th Birthday party or something like that
so his non-appearance is excused. |
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Wong:
Another no show from Tenko, went early - something about servicing
an old boiler and National Lottery Winning Lines or something. |
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Ruskin:
Started badly handling a half-pint vessel but picked up the pace consuming
a mixture of drinks including unseated. Mineswept too but smoked on
the bus. |
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Stroller:
Stayed the course but was found wanting in the latter stages - could
only manage a bottle in the final pub which blotted his copybook. |
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Barrel:
Skipper failed to lead by example despite his best intentions. Pork-scratching
to beer ratio was unacceptably high and he finished up by going for
some chips instead of drinking. Not a great performance. |
