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Robert "Zippy" Boal
Name: Robert Douglas Boal
Age: 20
Weight: Over
Drinking Weight: Not been spotted drinking since pouring a pint down
the toilet in The Clock
Nicknames: Zippy, Jimmy Krankie, Ginge, Babby Tonk, Scholesy, Boaly,
Rupert
Role in side: Secondary distributor of leg-side quiches and
flans, dull batsman, slow runner, specialist conifer-corner fielder
Maximum length of time spent away from missus in last five years:
14 minutes
Total length of time spent socialising after the game
with team-mates this season alone: 17.31 minutes
Reason given: going out with friends, parties
Real reason: on duty
Highest score: 77 down the school field when I was 12. it was
my bat and stumps and despite being caught 16 times and
run out twice,
I carried on
regardless
- it’s hardly my fault if the umpires can’t spot no-balls.
You were on Rainbow for years, what’s Bungle really like: I didn’t care
much for him. I much preferred Rod, Jane and Freddy. I still listen to
their music
now.
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