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Ray "Jimmy" Faulkner

Ray "Jimmy" FaulknerName: Raymond Jimothy White-Faulkner

Age: 43

Weight: 13st

Weight with full sack: 14st

Nicknames: Jimmy, Mad Monk, Coach

Role: Drinks coach, opener, grenade launcher

Drinking weight: Heavy

Motto: No coinage - no beverage!

Batting average: 4.3

Catches held: 16, none dropped

Average length of throw: 3 foot

Current state of sack: Very full

Worst fine-able offence: Was seen drinking a bottle of Becks late on in the Gate last Sunday after an all day session.

TELL US A JOKE, JIMMY……
There’s two cannibals and a clown. The cannibals kill the clown and eat him. One turns to the other and says “Is it just me or did that taste funny?” TAXI!!!!

 

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