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Ray "Jimmy" Faulkner
 Name:
Raymond Jimothy White-Faulkner
Age: 43
Weight: 13st
Weight with full sack: 14st
Nicknames: Jimmy, Mad Monk, Coach
Role: Drinks coach, opener, grenade launcher
Drinking weight: Heavy
Motto: No coinage - no beverage!
Batting average: 4.3
Catches held: 16, none dropped
Average length of throw: 3 foot
Current state of sack: Very full
Worst fine-able offence: Was seen drinking a bottle of Becks
late on in the Gate last Sunday after an all day session.
TELL US A JOKE, JIMMY……
There’s two cannibals and a clown. The cannibals kill the clown and eat him.
One turns to the other and says “Is it just me or did that taste funny?” TAXI!!!!
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