Player Profiles

•Role: Left hand batsman, fast bowler, tidy fielder, club coach.

•Job outside of cricket: I used to be a regular on the ATP tennis circuit winning the odd grand slam tournament, Wimbledon back in 1992. I am more involved with cricket coaching now. I also briefly appeared in Big Brother in 2004 as a homosexual.

•Plans for 2005: I want to become more intense on the cricket field so that by the end of the season I will have steam coming out of my ears when I’m coming in to bowl and eventually I will explode in my own furious anger when Windy bottles another skier off my bowling. 

•Family: My dad Ken has his own business in Hinckley while I have been living with a German girl Steffi who I met playing tennis. Before that I dated Brooke Shields.

•What have you learned from your time at Atherstone: They are all a bunch of Mongoles.