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Matthew Sworowski
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name: Matthew Vladimir Zbigniew Sworowski
Age: 21
Born: Krakow, Poland
Likes: Painting, impersonating fellow players
(impressive repertoire of one but it is bang on!), stalking team-mates’ daughters
Nicknames:
Swazza, Nibbler, Swastika, Martin Fowler
Role: Fast bowler, awkward
batsman, even more awkward fielder.
Height: Six foot two
Weight: Ten stone
Drinking weight: Middle
Favourite drink? Lager
What do you get up to in your spare time? I like
to stay in the safety of Witherley. Occasionally, when he goes to Ireland,
I might go for a rummage through Geoff’s dustbins or just
sit in a hedge outside his house waiting for activity.
Cricketing
influences? Ian Niblock for general appearance,
Tony Jones for bowling, Wayne Rooney for interview
technique.
What changes would you make to cricket
generally? I would give players more of a voice. I hardly have
a
voice at
all. Once
in 2002, I think
I appealed for an lbw but I haven’t said
a word since.
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