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Matthew
Jones
NAME:
Matthew Jones
AGE: Four f***ing teen
WEIGHT: 8 f***ing stone
DRINKING WEIGHT: I am not allowed to drink
NICKNAMES: Rocky, Roy
ROLE: Opening f***ing bowler
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:I have a Ribena moustache and two
tattoos from a packet of Sugar Puffs
CRICKETING NIGHTMARE: Realising that I could be confused or
worse still related to the other Mat Jones who plays for
Atherstone.
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE: I dont do Punch and Judy
shows and I have never been near a shower, let alone tugged
myself off in one.
OTHER SPORTS PLAYED: Boxing
ERM
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