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Paul Oldham
 NAME:
Paul Oldham
AGE: 34
WEIGHT: Heavy, old lad.
DRINKING WEIGHT: Middle, old lad.
ROLE: Batsman, rabbit bowler, slip
fielder, wicket-keeper, coach, groundsman, secretary, fixtures secretary,
anything else really, old lad.
NICKNAMES: Stroller, Mouldy, Pass-out,
George Michael.
FAVOURITE DRINK: I do like a glass of mineral water
to quench the thirst.
GREATEST SHAME: Only recently at an awards dinner,
I asked for a pint of shandy and ended up being unable to drink it.
Old lad.
MOST STUPID COMMENT: To Adi Williams “Good maiden over that
Adi, apart from the wide”.
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN? Being locked
in a lawnmower factory surrounded by cricket equipment.
HAVE YOU EVER
ANSWERED YOUR MOBILE PHONE IN A DRUNKEN STATE ON A MINIBUS WHEN THE
PERSON CALLING YOU IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU?
Yes, about four
times.
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