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Martin "Tommy" Cooper
 AGE: 20
NICKNAMES: Tommy,
Pooper-scooper, Our Babby
WEIGHT: Middleweight
MOTTO: “Don’t pretend like you ain’t, youth”
ROLE: Batting protégé,
occasional lollipop bowler, makeshift wicketkeeper, fine leg fielder.
MOST
EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN CRICKET: I had an erection in
the showers two years ago.
SURELY
THAT’S NOT AS EMBARRASSING AS THAT RIDICULOUS BUMFLUFF YOU’VE
SPORTED FOR THE 2000 SEASON: Ooh arr!
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM: Man
Utd
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN? No, we went once but got stuck in traffic
on the M25 so we had to turn back.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Gammon
LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD: Everything else
DON’T YOU LIKE GARLIC MUSHROOMS
THEN? I had some recently
on holiday but they were just mushrooms with a bit
of garlic on them.
REALLY? I know, I couldn’t believe it youth!
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