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Luke
Tibbits
 NAME: Luke
Tibbits
AGE: 21
NICKNAME: Paddington
ROLE: Batsman,
pedestrian fielder, hand-grenade launcher lark.
WEIGHT: Super-middle,
lark
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM: The
Blues lark
I PRESUME THAT’S BIRMINGHAM
CITY? Arr,
they’re called the
Blues because they are owned by a pornographer, have a tart as
managing director and have eleven twats out on the pitch who get
shafted every
week. Lark
SIZE OF SIDEBURNS: Enormous,
lark
HOBBIES: I
play guitar in a band and I am a devout socialist, lark
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SHOWER? I
can’t say that I have lark
FAVOURITE BIRD: Lark
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