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Jody "Pheasant" Peacock

Name: Jody Peacock.

Age: 19.

Born: England.

Lives: England.

Nationality: South African.

Weight: 20 stones.

Nickname: Pheasant, Foster, Terry Fuckwit.

Drinking Weight: Feather.

Role: Chief slogsmith, solid fielder, bruiser.

Likes: Rugby, Fighting, Wandering aimlessly along Coleshill Road causing motorists to swerve and swear with startling regularity.

Dislikes: Playing defensive shots.

Jobs Outside Cricket: Getting shot at by upper class twits in forests, causing traffic chaos.

Size Of Mouth: Enormous.

Size Of Brain: Opposite of mouth size.

Size Of Penis: See brain.

Can You Fly? Yes.

Can You Lay Eggs? Yes.

Can You Cross The Road Safely? No.