A Day
in the Life
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Our
brand new feature kicks off with a look at Mat "Robidoux" Jones' typical day...
"I
get up in the morning about nine a.m. and pop down to McDonald's for
a breakfast. I will later go back home and jolt for most of the day.
Once
a month, I will attend my college class for an hour as some failed clown
tells me how to add two single digit numbers together.
 During
the cricket season, things are different. I will have two breakfasts at
McDonald's with an extra egg McMufffin and then I will make my way to
the cricket club where I will strut around the car park with my shirt
off, talking on my mobile phone. Later I will field and occasionally bat
before heading off to play with myself in the showers. Three hours later
I will emerge and moan for half an hour about having to pay my match fee.
From
here I will normally go and enjoy a night out in Atherstone with my friends
- I don't like Atherstone but during the cricket season I often find myself
going there. I will drink two bottles of Budweiser and a Brew dash before
going off to eat some chips and moaning about the pace that everyone else
is drinking at.
Sometimes,
we will play on a quiz machine but as I am stupid, I will wait until
we have built up a healthy pot of money before diving in with the most
ridiculous
answer available to effectively ruin our chances of winning anything.
We might have a game of pool, which I enjoy because it enables me to
take
something far too seriously and then we will retire to Bertie's Bar in
Atherstone. They have a late licence and if the doors are shut then
I
can get us in because like everyone else in Atherstone, I know Shacky!
I know him!!"
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