A Day
in the Life
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We
take a look at Adi "Barrel" Williams' typical day...
Marrow,
I get up in the morning, have a nice fry-up and head straight down to
the local Co-op under the guise of buying the milk for work. After
this
and a full English breakfast for just £2.99, I head off to work.
I spend a fair bit of time behind the counter which can get a bit boring
during quiet periods. I always take in some sandwiches to amuse myself
with and at half ten I lock up and pop into the transport cafe round
the
corner, because I have to wait at least another half an hour before the
burger van arrives and I don't want to starve!
If
it is a Saturday, I will usually nip home for a bite to eat before popping
down the cricket club. I will make sure the teas are fit for human consumption
by sampling two dozen or more of the cakes and sausage rolls.  Occasionally
I will take a quick drive down to Tesco's house on the off chance he has
got some chocolate open or some biscuits out. I make sure that I eat at
least three packets of pork scratchings before I take to the field, and
I will play cricket.
After
the game, I will retire to the bar and in my remit as captain, have to
make sure that the kitchen is tidy for the Sunday captain. This allows
me to finish off any sandwiches and cakes that weren't eaten. I will
have
a couple of pints of Tango and some crisps in the club before I drop
my car off ahead of the "Session". I will eat a couple of
packets of Rolo's while driving home and I may stop off for a bag of
chips too.
And a pizza.
If my mum has made some tea, I will
bury that before hitting the pub where I consume pints and packets
of pork scratchings in the ratio of 1:12.
I enjoy my sport - I know people call me "Barrel" and that
I could lose a bit of weight, but because my job involves a lot of sitting
around I invariably am not as trim as I would otherwise be. Gotta dash
- me kebab's done.
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