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Team Lummox, Matt Bates
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Name: Matthew James Cakeridge Kipling-Bates
Nicknames: Cakey, Pamela, Bully, Sumo, Podge
Age: 25
Weight: 25 stones (with rounding)
Drinking Weight: Middle
Married: Yes
Favourite Food: Any
Career High: Watching "Benny the dip" win
the Derby several years ago and bragging about it for five
and a half years
afterwards.
Career Low: Headbutting ball when attempting a catch,
shoving umpire in the face, banging opponent out of the way when
he was trying
to take a catch, being thrown out of the Pen & Wig for fighting
etc.
Size of Breasts: 56D
Number of times shower-gel taken to match: 1
Number of times towel taken to match: 5
Number of showers taken: 167
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