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2nd Team Lummox, Matt Bates

Cakey has his hands full...Full Name: Matthew James Cakeridge Kipling-Bates

Nicknames: Cakey, Pamela, Bully, Sumo, Podge
Age: 25

Weight: 25 stones (with rounding)

Drinking Weight: Middle

Married: Yes

Favourite Food: Any

Career High: Watching "Benny the dip" win the Derby several years ago and bragging about it for five and a half years afterwards.

Career Low: Headbutting ball when attempting a catch, shoving umpire in the face, banging opponent out of the way when he was trying to take a catch, being thrown out of the Pen & Wig for fighting etc.
Size of Breasts: 56D

Number of times shower-gel taken to match: 1

Number of times towel taken to match: 5

Number of showers taken: 167

 

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