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Brian Thompson

NAME: Brian Thompson.

AGE: 39.

WEIGHT: Medium.

NICKNAMES: BT, The Bogtrotter, Pressure-monster.

ROLE: 1st team Captain, well-rounded All-rounder, rank fielder.

LIKES: Guinness, Ladies, Going to the toilet, Potatoes.

DISLIKES: Toppling lorries over on busy roads, ringing players up before a game.

POPULAR PHRASES: “Aaaiyyh”, “Come ye here”, “Go ye over there”, “So I did, to be sure to be sure”

SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS: I take seventy-five steps to cover a distance of twelve yards. This never fails to distract the opposing players.