Player
Profiles
<<Back to Player Profiles
Alan "Windy" Miller
 NAME: Alan
Mickthe Miller
AGE: 3
NICKNAME: Windy
CATCHPHRASES: “Don’t bother”, “You are kidding me”, “Don’t
bother”
ROLE: Stylish all-rounder, batsman, leg-spinner, cover-fielder,
wicketkeeper
SPORTING LINKS: I spend a lot of time in my Dad’s
pigeon loft and I also play football for West Bromwich Albion.
SO YOU SUPPORT THEM? Who else is there to support!
HEIGHT: Five foot
WEIGHT: Bantamweight
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HAIR OUT OF PLACE ON YOUR HEAD:
I thought I had once but it turned out to be somebody else’s that had
attached itself to the kilo of gel I slap on every half hour.
HAVE
YOU EVER HAD A SHOWER? No, if the gel from
my hair washed off, it would clog the drains up and
I for one don’t
wish to bathe in Steve Healey’s urine.
FAVOURITE FRUIT:
Cherry
HOW DO YOU RELAX? I take myself off to the
shed, and read through some old magazines.
AIMS FOR 2001: To lead the
Atherstone Jolts, I mean Colts side - Freudian slip.
FAVOURITE BOAT:
Tug
FAVOURITE TYPE OF HOLDER FOR SPICE JARS: Rack
FAVOURITE METHOD OF SALAD
CONCOCTION: Toss
FAVOURITE JAMAICAN COOKING SAUCE: Jerk
|
