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Adi "Barrel" Williams
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name: Adrian Williams
Age: 23
Weight: 15 stone
Drinking weight: Lightweight
Nicknames: Barrel, Tango, Adi, Trevor, Ingy, IDI
Role: Pedestrian batsman, occasional pie-chucker, roly-poly fielder
Dietary requirements: Fifteen packets of pork scratchings
and three pints of Tango before each game. Another five packets of
pork scratchings at tea followed
by another four packets between pints of Tango shandy after the
match.
Motto: You ain’t a lady ‘til you’ve been with Adi!
Highest score this season: 27 not out from 79 overs
Your weight has ballooned up over the last few years, how do you
explain this? Well, it’s my job. I’m sat down all day and don’t
really get the opportunity to move around. Get us a bag of
scratchings, mate.
What is your job? I am a full-time love-doctor, although I
am hoping to become chief taster in a pork scratching factory.
Is it true that you cannot grow facial hair and when the
team comes to don goatees for a match you cheat with your
effort?
Yes, I stick
two
Velcro patches
to my
chin that almost looks realistic. Next year, I hope to buy
a few more so I can have the moustache bit as well. Give
us one
of them
scratchings
will
you.
Below: Barrel relaxes with team mates after a game.
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