Report by P. Nile
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Larry won the toss for a change
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Tesco turned up late again
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No-one bought the wicket-keeping kit
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Jagger dropped a dolly
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Tesco put down the bloke who got 140 when he was on about 15
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Windy bottled a boundary catch
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Jimmy Linnell let the ball dribble through his legs for four
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Eli got spanked into the bushes
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Manny bragged about his bowling
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Manny spat the dummy when an overthrow cost a run off his
bowling
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BJ got a golden duck
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BJ then decided to get his knob out on the sidelines but was
caught by the opposition tea lady
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Tesco beat Brooker T in a penalty shoot out – sudden
death
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Larry mudded out for the third time in the day
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Windy was scared to bat
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Tony texted a weather report in from Chechnya
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Eli spent time on his mobile phone
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Marco rubbed Deep Heat onto Windy’s neck making him
cry
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BJ fantasised over some girl in the clubhouse
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Mike Brooks talked more sense than at any time this season
– even though he was not there
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Rikishi went up the shop and bought loads of Lucozade and
some fags
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Roly Poly Boaly batted all day and missed a ton by two
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Club coach Agassi had to massage the captain’s arse
after the game
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Windy was too scared to have a shower
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Manny drank a shandy wearing a replica 1998 Dukla Prague away
shirt
